Literary Shelter Pets: White Fang

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This solitary young wolfdog up for adoption has an untamed strain of The Wild in him, but don’t let that deter you suburbanites! He’s completely at home whether he’s in the Yukon or on your street. You’ll fall in love with all his endearing little touches of wildness: that impenetrable gray and white fur, those blue eyes cold as the morning chill on the frozen tundra, that fanged grin as white and frosty as a precipice of ice. Clearly this is the ideal family pet!

You’ll also find this pup’s a working dog who’ll be a great help around the house. He’ll put his sled dog experience to use pulling anything from a Radio Flyer to a Renegade. Kid wants a tow around the park? Hitch him up! Truck’s broken down again? Hook this boy into the traces and in no time at all you’re doing 90 down the interstate. Mush!

Got nothing that needs pulling right now? He can figure out other ways to help. One of the sharpest dogs we’ve ever seen! Soon you’ll find him happily fetching your slippers, your newspaper, or your neighbor’s credit card info. Or watch him run a Nigerian email scam! Just make sure he gives you a cut.

This puppy comes with all required shots, rabies and deworming treatment. Neuter at your own risk. We’re asking $400 to cover adoption expenses. We’ll take it however you prefer: cash, check, or solid gold nuggets (24k only please).

Image Source / CC-Max Goldberg-2015